Everything That Happened

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Category: Advice

Pep talk

Woman Holding a Fruit, Paul Gauguin

In the tiled passageways connecting New York City subway lines are colorful posters advertising businesses and products. One endorses The New School, a progressive university in Manhattan with a goal of supporting continuing education. Above a lush Gauguin painting, it counsels “IT’S NOT TOO LATE”, and reminds  commuters that “At 35, Paul Gauguin was a stockbroker.” In the margin, someone has written “At 35, Mozart was dead.”

Poem after a trip to Home Depot

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[spacer height=”14px”]I like to pee with the night light on
It makes my dick look big and long
[spacer height=”10px”]If I should lose a couple drops
I squirt some Clorox on those spots.

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